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In the hopes that a van of puppies will crash in front of you and the driver will be dead and nobody else is around so you can just take the puppies and make them yours. That’s why, asslord.
1. I need a van full of puppies more than anything.
2. Asslord is my actual super villain name.

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
-My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)